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Saturday 3 September 2011

The Sunny side of Marriage


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I decided to post something rather light hearted this week. The piece below was forwarded to me about two years ago by my wife and each time I read it I still find it very funny but true in some respects.   
 
You may have seen it elsewhere but all the same I hope you enjoy reading it. I will be interested to read your comments. 




A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,
Dear Tech Support,
Subject: Installing a new Husband Software

Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition,
Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as  NEWS 5.0,   MONEY 3.0  and FOOTBALL 4.1.

Conversation 8.0
no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate Woman

DEAR DESPERATE Madam,


First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed,
Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7..0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that
Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,
DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary,
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend:  Cooking 3.0 and  Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

Tech Support

16 comments:

  1. I've seen something similar before but this version is very funny. Good advice, I'll say.

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  2. Lol, Its the other version I have. The one where the husband complained. have you seen that?

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  3. @Adura, good to see you read between the lines

    @ ilola, I haven't seen the other version, please I'll be interested to see it if you have it

    @NIL, nice to see you saw the funny side

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  4. Nice one, never seen it before, got me laughing!

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  5. @PET, glad it got you laughing and in the process eased some of life's stresses, I hope.
    Thank you for stopping by -:

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  6. Thanks so much for your kind words on my blog ;). Sorry not been following yours faithfully... I repent :D

    Cheerio!

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  7. Buhahahahaahaaaaaaa too funny, technician toh bad :)

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  8. lol. funny and very creatively done

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  9. @enybees, you're very welcome. Don't worry, I'm sure you have a lot on your plate at the moment with wedding plans etc.

    @LG and @Stelzz, it's funny indeed but with some underlying message to go with it.

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  10. This is very funny! I've seen something similar but not this one. :)

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  11. hahah I love this post! AWESOME! I would say kinda true from what i hear all the time but i dont know for sure since i am not at that level yet :P :)

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  12. @Myne -:)

    @Lil Miss Sauniya, I can say it is true, speaking as a man and husband

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  13. Lol! I've seen this in a few places but it's still always funny

    Adiya
    Muse Origins Features
    Muse Origins

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  14. I have never read this before but got a good laugh from it. Thanks for sharing!

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  15. I had a good laugh from this post.
    Especially as an I.T person.
    Thanks!

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